Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

groaves

groaves is an all seeing all knowing being he will either make you great and bring you up or break you down into a million pieces.. always be weary of the groaves for he be a sly mother fucker... give the groaves a bong he will rip it to hell and back... love the groaves and he shall love you... hate the groaves and he shall destroy you...

that's a true groaves right there

by spiritofthebong October 13, 2016

Greased Sandwich

A form of group intercourse involving 3 or more men whereby the participants engage each other simultaneously so as to form a stack, or sandwich.

Yeah, Me, Ben and Gazza had a Greased Sandwich the other night.

by CraizyCraig3 May 19, 2017

Greasebag

Georgia

Ewww georgia has really greasy hair shes a greasebag

by Elightex August 28, 2017

groaker

(verb): A person who stares at others eating, in the hopes that they will get some food out of it. ( a person who groaks)

Don't establish eye contact with a groaker, they'll stare until you give them something.

by afanofbigness June 13, 2018

grease film

A poorly-produced low budget porno flick; usually done in and around a Canadian trailer park.

“J-Roc’s making his little ‘grease film’ here and he thought it’s appropriate for me to just start slapping that lady on her bum but I’m not comfortable doing that, to tell you the truth.”

“I want nothing to do with your greasy cheesy porn J-Roc.”

by zatchbell622 March 14, 2019

Grease Wig

When your bald but cant afford a wig so you shave your pubes and put them on your head.

Good ol Larry: Yo did you get a hair transplant?
Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019