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Grand Rising

This is the newest substitute for, “good morning,” even though it’s probably 11:30 am - 1:00 pm when they’re saying this. Only thots on Instagram use this because nothing is more grand than waking up and convincing your army of simps that you live a wholesome and innocent lifestyle when behind the scenes you worship crystals and get your guts rearranged by giga chads. The phrase is commonly followed by emojis of butterflies, flowers, stars, and palm trees.
Grand rising, everybody! I hope you’re all having a wonderful and positive day!
by BagelMaster October 14, 2021
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Grand Slam

When a woman orgasms so intensly she squirts, pees, shits and even starts her period.
That wasn't an orgasm, that was a grand slam.
by squirty girl April 21, 2012
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grand slam

To awake one fine morn, and verily discover one's matress resembling a ordinance survey map with a rather warm chocolate log spread all over it as well as spew on your face and pillow.
"I do not think she will want to see me again after I came home totally ringbolted and grand slammed the bed, although your mum is a bit of a dirty slapper."
by Terry Fuckwit June 24, 2004
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Grand Douche

The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.
New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?
by Cornholious December 27, 2011
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grand damn

Used to add emphysis to the word damn, without taking the Lord's name in vein, used by Christians who curse but don't take the Lord's name in vain.

Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.
Grand damn it this traffic is ridiculous!
by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013
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grand chinion

A grand chinion is a chin dimple the size of the grand canyon
Ben affleck has a grand chinion.
by austchin October 15, 2013
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Grand Slam Blumpkin

The act of sucking a man's penis while he defecates in the upper tank of the toilet.
"John received a Grand Slam Blumpkin at Sarah's house last night."
by Honey x Badger November 6, 2015
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