This is the newest substitute for, “good morning,” even though it’s probably 11:30 am - 1:00 pm when they’re saying this. Only thots on Instagram use this because nothing is more grand than waking up and convincing your army of simps that you live a wholesome and innocent lifestyle when behind the scenes you worship crystals and get your guts rearranged by giga chads. The phrase is commonly followed by emojis of butterflies, flowers, stars, and palm trees.
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Get the Grand Slam mug.To awake one fine morn, and verily discover one's matress resembling a ordinance survey map with a rather warm chocolate log spread all over it as well as spew on your face and pillow.
"I do not think she will want to see me again after I came home totally ringbolted and grand slammed the bed, although your mum is a bit of a dirty slapper."
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Get the grand slam mug.The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.
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Get the Grand Douche mug.Used to add emphysis to the word damn, without taking the Lord's name in vein, used by Christians who curse but don't take the Lord's name in vain.
Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.
Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.
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