Goose knees
when a girl(esp. skinny chicks) gives so much head on her knees that her knees begin to swell and resemble those of a goose or duck.
Goose knees by ThefirstGAL May 8, 2014
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goose banter
An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.
The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.
Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.
The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.
Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
goose banter by Goose Lad July 23, 2015
Goose Arse
A negative description of an individual who's entire arse sticks out from the body while they stay in an upright posture. This is caused by the individual pushing their lower back and hips backwards on a constant day-to-day routine and over years of holding this posture causes what we now call a goose arse, because they waddle around with their arse stuck out.
A prime example of this 'Goose Arse' effect would be the character Lechero from Prison Break season 3, the prison boss.
A prime example of this 'Goose Arse' effect would be the character Lechero from Prison Break season 3, the prison boss.
John: ..hey! Get aload of goose arse over there.
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Ben: What's up with this guy?
Mark: That's Ol' McGoose Arse mate
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Gaz: Argh! Tony's p*ssin' me off.. he doesn't do any work round here.. all he does is boss us around while he just sits on his fat f*ckin' goose arse.
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Ben: What's up with this guy?
Mark: That's Ol' McGoose Arse mate
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Gaz: Argh! Tony's p*ssin' me off.. he doesn't do any work round here.. all he does is boss us around while he just sits on his fat f*ckin' goose arse.
Goose Arse by (>x<ST3V3-0>X<) August 7, 2015
goose chills
A combination of goose bumps and cold chills, 10 times worse than normal goose bumps and often preceded by a full body shiver.
goose chills by Wonderwoman81 January 24, 2016
Goose stuck in the puddle
The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.
Goose stuck in the puddle by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017