Goober Rot

When your husband /boy friend cheats on you and catches a STD and his goober turns black and rots off.
My beloved cheated on me and caught a nasty STD Goober rot and his goober turned black and fell off.
by Mohenny henwell December 24, 2024
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Silly little goober

Adorable little cherub that everyone needs in their life as a source of serotonin (aka Cabby from III)
A: “Do you watch III?”

B: “Yess!! Cabby is such a silly little goober :3”
by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024
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Silly little goober

1. Adorable little cherub everyone needs as a source of serotonin in life

2. Cabby from inanimate insanity
1.

A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”

2.

A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”
by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024
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Goober Lips

A typical construction worker who can't understand what the FUCK is going on....or if the are a meesly peasant, hobo, anyone with tats on their face, and all around pot lickers! Especially, PoT liCkeRs! And you never want a helper names charles....
"Hey where'd you get them?" What? "THEM BIG OL GOOBER LIPS!"

"Gooberlips, go get some materials!"
"Richard S."
by Spitonitpaw September 05, 2018
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Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob
I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.
by Keegan09 April 03, 2018
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Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.
Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.
by heepee May 25, 2008
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