Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

Goober brigade

A large collection of Goobers.

Be careful, I heard there's a Goober brigade going to Jonathan's party this Sunday.

by Drake Stewart October 10, 2022

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 22, 2023

sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 11, 2007

grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals

at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible

by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010

Goobering

Super racist term for half-Asians.

Your mom is asian and your dad is white, you are a goobering

by Person881 December 13, 2023

Saucy Goober

A compliment term to basically someone who is fresh af and pulls bitches without even trying

Goddamn John, that Gucci belt made you into a real saucy goober

by ThePartTimeGeeber0012 July 29, 2019