Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

Goober brigade

A large collection of Goobers.

Be careful, I heard there's a Goober brigade going to Jonathan's party this Sunday.

by Drake Stewart October 10, 2022

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 22, 2023

sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 11, 2007

Goofy Goober

you a loveable bitch boy

Man jamal and delo are such goofy goobers

by The molestar January 02, 2023

goofy goober

To be really silly and stupid yet fun sponge bob was one.

I’m a goofy goober

by Safdr February 11, 2022

Goofy goober

A humorous way to refer to someone who is silly or goofy.

My friend is such a goofy goober. That's why we're friends.

by Po_Tay_Toes December 10, 2023