Goddammit

A phrased used when an unpleasant truth is discovered. Often used when nothing else comes to mind on the subject.

Tim: You're never going to feel the touch of a woman.
Nick: Yes I will.
Tim: Seriously, objects never actually touch. All you feel is the energy transfer. You and the woman will never come in contact.
Nick: ...Goddammit.
Tim: What? It's an intriguing scientific fact!
Nick: I know. Just... goddammit.

by thisoneisn'ttaken September 15, 2011

A goddess from Athens

The best girl at sex that you've had

The polar opposite of a goddess from Athens is a mediocrity from the suburbs

by Sexydimma November 13, 2020

Goddess Jessica

A girl named Jessica who lives in Detroit with her adorable daughter. She is the best girl in the world with the best daughter. They both make me extremely happy and smile oh so much. She is perfect and beautiful like a goddess born on earth for everyone to see. Her smile lights up my world and her voice is the sweetest sound. Jessica you're perfect in everyway, I'm glad to say everyday I love you. You're mine and I'm yours.

Goddess Jessica is the best mother and best girl I've ever met

by Icebearcole August 29, 2018

Goddess

"Goddess(es)" -noun (plural). Average looking prostitutes; Enablers.

Translated from The Charlie Sheen Dictionary.

See also:
Goddesses
Winning
Tiger Blood

When you have a shit load of tiger blood, one goddess is not enough to satiate your appetite. You must have two goddesses who are down for fucking and winning live on the news.

by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011

1051 on a goddamn snake planet

When you travel back in time to the very first conception of a species and kill them off from the beginning. Can be specifically used in reference to a fake species aka our planet Earth.

We got a 1051 on a goddamn snake planet.

by Alibexx May 18, 2022

Goddard

One of those mandem who loves a naughty maths session, tends to call a man darling in a slightly homosexual tone and stroke your leg when it's most uncomfortable. Natural habitat is a maths room in the ghettos of England, also known to love a frube now and then... strange

Yo that mandem's such a Goddard ain't he

by twh8 August 5, 2016

Kian Godden

A Kian Godden is a rare specimen. He tends to scream at random times and call little children Pax or nigga. A Kian Godden is definitely autistic but is in denial. He is very special and d9es not understand the meaning of life.

Lewis Herve: Hey, is that a Kian Godden over there?
Marcel Hara: Yh, I think so!
Marmite Pax: Omg i love him so much!
Matts Ex: Wow look at the spacky cunt!

by DontFuckingGo... May 14, 2019