Peen Goblin 

A Peen Goblin is someone who absolutely loves penis. They are always looking to horde as much of it as possible. Peen is their true aspiration in life. However they are merely collectors. Can also be a person with an obscene obsession with penis.

"Damn, my homie says he's not gay, but he's such a Peen Goblin."

Peen Goblin by GenAtlas123 February 3, 2020

shitty goblin 

Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.

The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.

Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).

I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).

shitty goblin by BrumHoleSlang June 12, 2020

Cerb goblin 

Since standard income is here to stay, those who never return to work and opt to stay on standard income will be referred as Cerb goblins.

"yeah I get it he's got a new Moncler, jokes on you girl he's a cerb goblin"

"An army of Cerb goblins surviving on weed, videos games and porn until the end of time".

Cerb goblin by skarleetch January 28, 2021

clout goblin 

trisha paytas.

“omg did you see trisha went on keemstar’s podcast? she’s such a clout goblin.”

clout goblin by ieatbabiesfordinner September 2, 2021

Penis Goblin 

Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!

Holy fuck bro, you smoked way too much Moroccan Hash. The Penis Goblins are coming!

Penis Goblin by Beesechussy November 25, 2021

summon the goblin 

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.

Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.

summon the goblin by Primaries101 November 17, 2022

Cum-Goblin 

Creature who gobbles mouth loads of jizzum.

Jason- What are you going to be for Halloween sexy-pants, a transsexual?

Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.

Cum-Goblin by Christee Carter January 28, 2009