goombasexual

when you're attracted to a small Italian man with an unusually small shaft in conjunction with a unusually large "mushroom" shaped head.

Princess Peach: "Wow Mario! The way your suspenders handle your small but mighty package made me so Goombasexual for you!"

by IPromiseThisWordReal September 19, 2023

goomar

a green lubricant

goomar

by xdr5t3evq3q January 6, 2024

Goombish

A silly or particularly awesome noun or proper noun.

that dog is such a silly goombish

by OliveMage January 10, 2024

Goomaxxing

When you jerk off as much as humanly possible, collect all the jizz and consume it

"Where's John?"
"He's Goomaxxing at the moment"

by goomaxxer November 18, 2023

Goomer

A gamer boomer. Someone who's hip with the gamer kids despite his age.

You know that teacher? He's so cool and chill, man, he's a goomer.

by danswords November 25, 2023

Goom

When edging for hours on end until finally busting a fat nut.

P1: Dude, where were you for the past six hours.
P2: Sorry, I was just gooming.

by C0pperCrab November 29, 2023

goomornin

a quick and lazy way for saying good morning,mainly when your tired of everyone's shit.

Billy: yo,no good morning?

Billy but cooler: Goomornin.

by NotTheRealShady December 5, 2023