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visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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Gift

Not a present. Actually, the opposite. The most insufferable person you will ever meet. Never stops talking about things that don’t matter and loves AJR. White boy lover even though they deny it. Cannot get enough of the white boys. Calls every white boy a racist but her underwear is in the back of “Parker Jones’” car.
“Gift is hot!”
“Nah, she won’t go for you. She likes that WSD.”
by badb00tybabe February 10, 2024
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Dan‘s gift

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant present wothout ill intent.
A: What is this dirty shirt in your room?
L: That is not mine! It must be Dan‘s…
S: I guess you have been given a Dan‘s gift!
by n0t_dan November 20, 2022
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hot gift

The act of shitting into a partners hand
I gave Tina a huge hot gift yesterday!
by imc_1989 December 30, 2007
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Gift exchange

Exchanging nudes
Are you interested in gift exchange? Dick exchange
by ThabisoNgoepe June 26, 2017
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Gift Falola

Person a : omg I hate short people I can't see them bahaha

Person b : omg ur such a gift falola
by Unknown.124hejrk October 14, 2021
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Gift of Gab

The ability to have an interesting conversation with anyone about anything. Usually used by people who think they have it but don't.
Dude, you don't have the "gift of gab" - you're just a yapper.
by Pedro Barius June 6, 2025
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