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Can I get a witness

When u make a comment that incredibly raw as fuck u ask can I get a witness so u make sure someone heard
Shut yo humty dumpty looking ass tf up! Tyler can I get a witness?!
by Kittens mizfit May 4, 2018
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get a school uniform

a) a nicer way of telling someone you don't like the way they dress
if you don't like the way someone is dressed, especially if it's a girl, don't be a misogynistic bastard and try to slut-shame her; tell her instead to get a school uniform.
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020

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Go get a map!!

With it, your wisdom is evident. Without it, you appear lost, foolish, and mentally incompetent to your peers.
Repentyourself: OH MY GOD, I CANNOT FIGURE THAT s**t OUT. f**k it, I'mma have that extra i in there. Mad?

Gin: Change the censor bypassing letters to s instead of i, since you're trying to italicize the word it will f**k it up. Go get a map!! Your wig ain't helping you here.

An Evening In Guanima: Becky needs to do her boy a slow solid and let it be known where I can get gifs! And as for Gin and VW and bandwagon...........do you the space that follows?

Gin: Heffa I be holding a map with NO BLANK SPACES because I have SOLID DIRECTION. You on the other hand, your existence is a blank space. U mad? Go get a map!!

Playedout2thacore: Jennifer Lopez actually believes that she can get a hit with Louboutins. What a catastrophic FLOP! She needs to Go get a map!!

Repentyourself: I'd rather have a GPS. They're better.

Playedout2thacore: Hunny don't fool yourself. First you need to repent for the horrible sin of claiming the GPS as superior. Now to be cleansed you need to Go get a map!! You were lost and now you are found. Don't thank me, thank the map!!
by Gin & Playedout2thacore January 14, 2010
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Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job

"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job" is a greeting or tag line for people who like to speak fast.
dave-:"cya later*waves*"
John-"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job"
by Captain_frisk September 16, 2007
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get a vase

To go to your 'rents alcohol cabinet and get hard liquor.
I'm gonna go get a vase for my flowers.
Watch me, while I go get a vase.
by me June 15, 2004
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get a room

An euphemism for having sex. Derived from the other senses of this expression.
"Alice told me that every time she sees Bob, she feels that urge to... get a room... with him!"
by Medinoc June 27, 2009
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