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Old Guard

The Old Guard (known as the Consular Guard before Napoleon's coronation) was a part of Napoleon I's Imperial Guard and the most respected military foundation in the Grand Army. Famously, its members were equipped with bearksins hats and contained 2 regiments each of Foot Chasseurs and Grenadiers. They were usually kept in reserve as elite shock troops and rarely used unless to recover a dire situation or to deliver a decisive blow in battle.
The Old Guard was present at Borodino
by A chasseur a cheval March 2, 2025
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Pulling Guard

Preformed by pulling your opponent between your legs to be able to control their posture whilst on your back. Usually done during hand on hand combat.
Shit, I fucked up an overhead sweep, have to pull guard.
I'm too fucking tired to stand, gonna pull guard.
"Did he just pull guard? Are you shitting me?" - coach
"Quit pulling guard bitch."
by astro-grappling November 15, 2022
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Sadistic Auschwitz Guard

Well then I guess there's no reason to talk to YOU, Jordan. Right. Because you said YOU (Meaning the audience) would be an evil Auschwitz guard and WOULD LIKE IT. Those are your exact words. EVERYONE would be an evil Auschwitz guard. That's what you said. So which is it?
Hym "Are we ALL sadistic Auschwitz guard or do we all HAVE TO agree the sadistic Auschwitz guard is a UNIQUE EVIL that is indefensible? And how is saying the 'You would be an evil Auschwitz guard and you would like it' NOT a defense of evil Auschwitz guard? Because the latter is the exact opposite of what you were saying earlier. It can't be both and it can't be neither. It's either unique to 'evil people' or it could be anyone. That's your Satan, Jordan. And not in the banal miltonian sense. Satan is the nebulous boogeyman that constitutes 'The wrong type of person.' The combat of whom justifies anything and to whom you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's where the conservative pedophile revenge fantasies stem. I am your Satan. You're doimg the same thing that Dr. K was doing when he got side-swiped by Chris Williamson. Self-contradictory statement to detract from the fact that you were WRONG AND A COWARD framed as the structure of reality manifesting itself as your behavior."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2024
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Coast Guard

Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war
Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020
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Astral Guard

Similar to the Coast Guard, but in outer space. They deal with helping ships and also regulating embargo, immigration, et cetera.
The Astral Guard helped us! We were out of fuel and floating in the desolate vast space.
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
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Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.
Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.
by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022
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