An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
Get the future dead manmug. An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.
Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.
This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.
This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.
by zanderfin December 8, 2019
Get the future perfectmug. Used to be the best critical ops cliphunter but now he quit youtube, but he thinks that hes the best critical ops player, (which hes correct) and also, he likes to flex that he got the best ign in critical ops (Future)
.ud future
by Futureeer May 14, 2021
Get the Futuremug. HEY! GIRL! MY NAME IS TSUKASA TENMA! I AM A STAR! ummm... I AM A WORLD FUTURE STAR!
DANCE!! AND!! SING!!
DANCE!! AND!! SING!!
by literally mizuki akiyama January 31, 2024
Get the world future starmug. Future Bounce is an electronic music genre derivated from Future House and Melbourne Bounce.
It's known to have more bouncy effects than most of Future House tracks (Except RetroFuture, Colour House genres).
It used to be noticed with very short lead shots in the drop in general, before the producer duo Bad Reputation remixed "STAY" by Justin Bieber and The Kid LAROI and the style used went viral : a lot of reverb is used on Future Bounce drop leads nowadays.
However, Brooks was doing so too even before Bad Reputation, and is one of the Future Bounce pioneers.
It's known to have more bouncy effects than most of Future House tracks (Except RetroFuture, Colour House genres).
It used to be noticed with very short lead shots in the drop in general, before the producer duo Bad Reputation remixed "STAY" by Justin Bieber and The Kid LAROI and the style used went viral : a lot of reverb is used on Future Bounce drop leads nowadays.
However, Brooks was doing so too even before Bad Reputation, and is one of the Future Bounce pioneers.
"My favorite future bounce track from Jay Eskar is 'Apex'!"
"Did you listen to Brooks latest future bounce track?"
"I prefer Curbi and Mike Wiliams' 'Take Me There' over their new tunes"
"Did you listen to Brooks latest future bounce track?"
"I prefer Curbi and Mike Wiliams' 'Take Me There' over their new tunes"
by pxintmauve August 13, 2023
Get the Future Bouncemug. Future Officer is a person who has the courage and dedication to serve the country in the future. They aspire to join the armed forces and protect their nation. A future officer has the ability to face the unknown and that is the quality that makes a this person a true warrior.
The top most priority of future officers is to give their best and to show that they are not afraid of anything and to sacrifice everything for the country.
They want to serve the nation and their dream is to see India safe.
The top most priority of future officers is to give their best and to show that they are not afraid of anything and to sacrifice everything for the country.
They want to serve the nation and their dream is to see India safe.
"Hey, she is preparing to give her SSB this December. She is a Future Officer"
"He is so brave, he stood up to that pervert. He seems to be a future officer material"
"He is so brave, he stood up to that pervert. He seems to be a future officer material"
by FAO Academy November 26, 2021
Get the Future Officermug. by McNooget October 4, 2010
Get the Good Future Timesmug.