front scuttle

like back scuttle but fucking different to scuttle at the front(doing it in the crack hole)like the missionary position

fucking hell you know you told me a back scuttle is an act of sodomy
fuck yes
well my other fucking friend told me you can call the fucking bastard missionary position a front scuttle
get to fuck how the fuck does he know that
it was on the urban dictionary
how fucking daft arsed am i
yeah

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

Front Loader

a Noun used to affend someone such as idiot or gay

FL- Hey dude!
Person- Go away you crazy Front Loader!!

by Lenora June 27, 2008

front bummy

the front of a womans bummy, though can be used to refer to a mans front bummy.

"stop touching my front bummy"

by Chindia August 21, 2008

Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned

Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking

by Cockosaurus April 4, 2009

Front rear tar

A tar on the front rear of a car

That guy Delmas has a degree in front rear tars.

He won the Lomtardy trophy for his front rear tar

by Dumbass Mears August 8, 2009

front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 1, 2010

Front Rumple

Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!

"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"

"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"

by Ms. Cutthroatt November 2, 2009