Retarded Pain

A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.

Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.

by Tw34kd November 13, 2009

Genetic pain

/n/: An unusual and rare malady that can strike spare heirs of British Royalty causing them to toss their toys out of the pram and play victim whilst completely being ungrateful for an extremely privileged upbringing.

Usage: Prince Harry claims genetic pain as his reason for breaking away from The Royal Family.

by SorileaJarra May 13, 2021

pain in the chuff

Pain in the vagina

It's right pain in the chuff!

by Chuffing hell April 21, 2017

Pain Shopping

Engaging in any kind of behavior to find out if your romantic partner is lying/cheating.

Going through their phone, social media activity, following them, checking their Internet history, promoting another person to "loyalty check" your partner, are examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone yesterday to see if he's looking that others girl's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

Brestical pain

When you have pain in your upper area

I’m having really bad brestical pain today

by AliTwombly August 15, 2020

endless pain

A saying to part ways with someone for a long period of time. When "cya" is added afterwards, this creates a shorter effect and could be used to say "see you in the morning".

Violet: I'm going to head to bed, endless pain!
Harold: Endless pain, cya!

by VioletAzalea January 3, 2023

Shoulder pain

Shoulder pain is a pain in your shoulders wich makes you very uncomfortable.
This pain can be very painful or can be just irritated.

''Hey can you pass me the salt my fucking shoulder is hurting again.''
''I can't go to the skate park today my shoulder hurt too fucking bad.''
''Im afraid you have shoulder pain.''

by shoulder pain sufferer October 24, 2019