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foot aficionado

A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.
Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.

Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.
by P-Biddy March 17, 2019
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Foot Cream

Semen that is kept in a jar to be rubbed on the feet at a later time.
What’s that smell”
It’s my new foot cream
by Yeet69deeznutz March 18, 2019
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Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.
"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.
by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019
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Foot Lettuce

A YouTuber made a video and went viral by making this.A joke that is used between a friend group or in social media.Also FOoT Lettuce is when someone’s feet are in a bucket of lettuce
Friend:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Sure
Friend: Burger King Foot LeTtUcE.The last thing you want in your Burger King Burger is someone fOoT fUnGus.That might be what you gET
Me:...*dies of laughter*
by sugastrashh May 20, 2019
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foot funglis

“yo she smelt like foot funglish
by footfungli August 17, 2019
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Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe
Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis
by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019
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foot clapper

a person who is so backwards and simple minded that their faulty brian wiring compels them to involuntarily clap their feet in excitement
Friend 1: yo, Jamal be such a foot clapper. He tried to snort the baking soda in science class the other day! Friend 2: daaaayuuum
by jerome9000 September 18, 2019
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