Fortnite

This game is very bad do not play for more than 2 hours or else you will get severe brain damage

Mom: Time to get off the PlayStation you've been playing Fortnite for 3 hours
son:*Silent
Mom: Someone call an ambulance

by DoctorColesminion123 November 4, 2019

Fortnite

A synonym for gay.

Person 1: You are Fortnite
Person 2: That's cruel

by TheEntireFan October 18, 2018

Fortnite

What separates me from retards who spent hours playing the damn game everyday until they take some time off to talk to their friends who really only care about the game anyway. Also where dancing was ruined.

Natalie: Theres my crush!!
Maggie: He ignores your calls to play fortnite with Sam

by StrawberryNerd15215 October 29, 2018

Fortnite

the game that came up in 2018 that’s stealing our niggas

girlfriend: “babe why aren’t you answering me?”
“babe”

“hello”
“what are you doing”

boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”

by youngb0 May 28, 2018

Fortnite

A game played by only the most fierce autistic virgin warriors. If one is struck by the wrath of a fortnite warrior then you have no chance of survival so for your own sake, stay clear, these deadly fighters are the most powerful beings ever created.

Greg: ur gay
Brody warren: how dare you insult the tier 100 fortnite king and ruler of the universe!
Greg: forgive me master, I was unaware of your great power, I shall serve you as your slave until my impending death

by Anterior deltoid May 13, 2018

Fortnite

A game made by AND FOR virgins. It has many epic gamer moments though.

Hey do you play Fortnite? No I dont play Fortnite because I'm not a virgin.

by ric012336 December 27, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnight is played by BOYS AND GIRLS! Cause u bitches think it’s just boys that play it! And generally the GIRLS get jealous from the boys playing fortnight as they song give enough attention to them!

Boy: I’m gonna play fortnite, I’ll talk later.
Girl: ur always playing fortnite
Boy: bitch ur always playing with ur makeup

by Adam678910 May 12, 2018