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Ninjasexual fetish

<I>Ninjasexual fetish:</I>

: Frequently found in individuals who are ninjasexual

: This fetish is generally found in people who are aroused by ninja's, ninjasexuals, and the basic theory’s and concepts of ninjasexuality.

: Found in persons who are excited by dark clothing generally involving hoods and masks, sharp objects, daggers, throwing stars ect.

: The desire to be assassinated, and or a desire to assassinate someone who may or may not be of ninja sexual orientation.

Also see, ninjasexual as well as ninjasexuality
Suzy: The powerful silent ones turn me on, I think I have a ninjasexual fetish.
by JohnMS August 15, 2006
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Commodity Fetishism

A concept coined by Karl Marx referring to society's extreme obsession with material objects.

Commodity Fetishism is everywhere in Western Society today. Just look around around you. All the commotion surrounding Apple releasing yet another iphone with minor improvements. Cars are another example. Inanimate products which are so well known by their particular brand and certain model type to everyone, with most having definitions on urban dictionary even going so far as to define the certain type of person who drives such a model. When in reality the only importance of a car for most people is a sustainable mode of transport that can get you from one place to another. As a guitarist myself I find the guitar world is also guilty of this, many placing excessive importance over brand names (Gibson, Fender etc.), models (Telecaster, Strat, SG, Les Paul etc.) and hell even types of this model (1959 telecaster, Roadworn Strat, <insert famous guitarist here> signature model Les Paul Custom, Standard, Studio, express, 100, 100 elitist etc. etc.). Commodity Fetishism is the explanation why people get worked up for hours comparing the minor variations and specifications of the same 6 stringed instrument that they can barely play.

This behavior is heavily mocked in the character Patrick Bateman from the movie (and book) "American Psycho".
1. "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail...
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark..."

- Patrick Bateman's words when comparing his business card with his co-worker's identical looking ones in "American Psycho".

2. "Thanks to commodity fetishism, I got bullied when I was 8 because my parents drove a Ford Fiesta while their parents drove Volvo*. And kids don't even drive...."

*defined on Urban dictionary as "The only car a true pimp would be seen in"
by stingingpaininthebrain June 23, 2014
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nose fetish

A known fetish where the guy loves to play with his woman's nose and the girl usually finds out she loves it! Usually a session of feeling her nose, massaging it, pinching it and ultimately, sucking on her nose.
Johnny: You have the sexiest nose Laura!

Laura: mmmmmmm I love when you feel my nose like that!

Johnny: mmmmmmmmm its so thick and the bulb is so soft!

Laura: I think my nose was made this way for you to suck on!

Johnny: I think everyone wants to suck on Laura's nose. Imagine if they knew how many times you've had your nose sucked!~!

If you meet Laura, try sucking her nose!! Indulge her nose fetish
by Nose Slave August 4, 2008
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fetish

1. An object thought to have magical, especially magically sexual, powers

2. A sexual fixation or obsession with a usually non-sexual object. EX. socks, horses, monkeys, pain, bondage, and ketchup
Holy shit this ketchup really gets me turned on because of this ketchup fetish of mine. *Rubs ketchup on body*
by Mini Obama September 17, 2013
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Phillipe Fetish

A myspace teen dragqueen who wears too much makeup, tight clothing, and womens shoes. He tends to have a cunty attitude especially if you get his number and prank call him. He is awkwardly pretty even if no "straight" boys admit it, he knows it.
Your makeup is crazy heavy biatch you lookin' kinda like Phillipe Fetish
by Gh3tto0 GuRl September 29, 2008
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belly fetish

people who are sexually attracted to the stomach, most people into the belly fetish are attracted to fat stomachs.
Bob: I'm into the belly fetish.
Jeff: Bob, you are weird as fuck.
by bruh what the heck December 11, 2020
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Fatist

noun
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the fat and skinny peoples achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own size is superior and has the right to rule others.
3. hatred or intolerance of peoples of girth
Leola, I was working out at the gym yesterday, in my Pilates class and this, Fat fella came waddling in and god he smelled I hate these people. They have to wear slip on shoes because they cant bend over and tie there laces.
Iknow what you mean Z, I wish they were all sent to an island far, far away and every one in this country could be fit and skinny, right Wanda
Yeah, They disgust me.

If you find your self in this conversation you are a Fatist.

See also Thinite
by Billy G....From September 29, 2007
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