Florida Forklift

When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex

I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

by Creamster May 19, 2021

Florian

Florian has one of the biggest pines on the world. When it gets hard it 10-12 inches long

Florian is the meaning of a man.
Florian is also attracted to both genders

by Negro10 November 20, 2021

Floridaing

To do Florida type things

Floridaing is great, I can’t wait to wrestle an alligator and eat publix fried chicken

by Ratatouille_1234567 December 3, 2022

Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.

Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023

hampton florida

The white trash capital of Bradford County Florida. Where the girls only occupation is keeping their legs open.

I live in Hampton Florida.

by Truth and logic December 28, 2016

Hurricane Florence

The Hurricane that most Rednecks thought would be small, but wait til their asses get swept off their feet in a storm surge.

East Coast: No Hurricanes will ever come near us!

Hurricane Florence: Hold my tea
Rednecks: I'm riding this bitch out.

Media: Go Fuck yourself.

by TheGayAccount September 14, 2018

Maria-Florence

Maria-Florence is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.😎🕺

Guy 1: Wow this person is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.

Guy 2: Wow! She must be a Maria-Florence😃

by swaggybleep January 7, 2021