mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.

Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.

by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012

Fisking

The word is derived from articles written by Robert Fisk that were easily refuted, and refers to a point-by-point debunking of lies and/or idiocies.

Here we have a great example of a fisking of a clearly biased writer.

by Shamalama December 22, 2005

fistink

What your hand smells like after sticking high up the rectal cavity of a female.

I needed some soap to get rid of that nasty fistink.

by sweetghy September 28, 2009

fishing with Jack Twist

engaging in gay sex

So James and Brian just left to go fishing with Jack Twist.

by Elphabecca January 26, 2010

fishing for nickels

1. Playing with your nuts so intently that you can't focus on the task at hand. Usually from a red neck of higher social standing to a subordinate red neck.

"Ey Jimmy, quit fishing for nickels and get me a beer before I beat your ma."

by CobblyWobbly June 8, 2016

Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.

Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.

by Mousey 66 March 27, 2012

Forearm fishing

When somebody covers their head with their arm to hide the fact they've got a sevenhead

Maisie: 'he's covering his head with his arm in all his pictures, reckon he's got some sort of disease?'

Robyn: 'nah he's probably just forearm fishing because he'll have a massive beanhead'

by LiamKelly966 January 27, 2019