Work on the Penske File

To slack off/do nothing at work, under the guise of being very busy. First used in an episode of the American television show “Seinfeld”.

I took a nap at the office yesterday while my boss though I was working, since I decided to Work on the Penske File.

by Guardedshock July 12, 2020

false prophet

Muhammad is the false prophet of the muslims. He invented his own religion, Mohammedanism, when he realized that Christians and Jews would not accept his delirious dreams of being a prophet. A cut-throat, nasty terrorist, the inspiration of Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. A goat-smelling, camel-raping, pedophile.

Muhammad is paradigmatic false prophet.

by Iblisatan May 16, 2009

false incriminations

Rickyism for "false accusations".

"Why don't you do your job, instead of making false incriminations all the time?"

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

False Hope Text Message

When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.

YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.

by Smurfanator February 8, 2010

filegate

A scandal during the early Clinton administration, in which executive staff obtained the FBI files of hundreds of Republicans and were accused of using them for nefarious political ends.

The "-gate" suffix comes from the infamous Whitehouse scandal in which the Nixon re-election campaign obtained Democratic campaign records by breaking into the Watergate apartments.

Hillary was the mastermind behind the whole filegate scandal.

by Loadmaster October 1, 2004

filehitler

A computer system administered via absolute power from a single operator or administrator.

usernameguy is a filehitler.

by brax365 February 8, 2007

false crowd

When the human line up in the surf zone is full of non-surfers. It may appear as though the peak or surf spot is crowded when in reality its full of kooks, posers and beginners. In this situation an experienced surfer will be able to catch as many waves as they want.

Hey johnny, there's a false crowd at the inlet, let's get out there!

by b-vis January 13, 2009