fetus cereal

When you freeze dry your placenta and add it to cereal

I was feeling pretty hungover after NYE so i had some of my wife's fetus cereal and i was back to my old self by noon

by Willhe October 19, 2020

Silly Fetus

A blonde-haired creature with youthful features usually standing roughly 6 feet in height. Contrary to popular belief, the Silly Fetus' hair is naturally blonde despite its black eyebrows. Its name is derived from its odd temperament (Silly) and the fact that it commonly smells as if it just came out of a vagina (fetus). The vaginal scent from the Silly Fetus is a mystery to many scientists as the creature does not get a lot of pussy.

A: What's that walking through the woods?? A Silly Fetus perhaps?

B: No, that's Sasquatch.

A: How can you be so sure?

B: It doesn't smell like a fish market out here.

by SeeMan July 22, 2012

fetus pusher

n. a penis so long that it easily reaches the cervix, even passing through in to the uterus.

Mike's a fetus pusher, God I'm in pain.

by Harriet23 March 17, 2011

fun fetus

A fetus that is having a party. There are little dotz of the rainbow too.

Snoop dog:i heard gameria had a fun fetus inside of her, it was gonna have a fetus party, wanna xheck it out?

Frackledootle: Sure!.

by SniffingBigBlackHairyBallz October 25, 2023

Harlequin Fetus

DONT SEARCH UP

JUST DONT search "harlequin fetus" up

by ARa~ ArA~ November 14, 2023

Fuck Fetus February

Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.

Dude1: Yoooo guess what time it is! Fuck Fetus February!

Dude2: Just, shut the fuck up.

by Shxdowsk8r January 11, 2023

Fetus

1. An ex
2. Young person, minor under 21
3. Unborn offspring like an Unborn baby or embryo
4. foolish person
5. To be afraid of something
6. Tiny

1. My fetus is my baby daddy

2. Fetuses can't drink so why Is she drinking?
3. The fetus is developing nicely
4. He was a fetus person Since adolescence

5. Fetusing is not smart right now
6. The dog is a fetus

by 459395 April 10, 2023