fetus tapper

Normally a sexual act performed by an ex boyfriend, preferably when the fetus carrier is pregnant with someone elses child.

He is out being a "fetus tapper" again!

by No Standards July 24, 2009

Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.

I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!

by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024

Fetus Eater

A fetus eater is one who bullies people younger than themselves. Usually uses age as an upper hand. Some may embrace their role as the fetus eater while others may openly oppose it.

"Look, she's a fetus eater."
"Well, you know what they say, yesterday's loss is today's sauce. I got pizza btw."

by brrbrrbaee April 7, 2021

fetus noogie

Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger

"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"

by Depixelator5555555555 March 23, 2020

fetus deletus

to delete a singular fetus otherwise known as aborting a child

Yo just got that Plan B making those fetus deletus money moves

by euhhdirty June 13, 2019

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

Lint Fetus

The sodden lint that comes out of a woman’s belly button when she’s cleaning cum out of it.

I pulled out, came on her belly and later she developed a full on lint fetus.

by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011