A person who is in love with the 80's, especially fanny packs. He goes out of his way to purchase vintage fanny packs in neon colors to flaunt them while he's jogging around the neighborhood. His friends think he's eccentric, but everyone else just plain weird, especially his his fanny packs are eye blinding and huge.
I'm so glad Johnny is a fanny packer. It makes it easy to spot him at night when he's jogging.
I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.
I'm sick and tired of Johnny being such a fanny packer. It's so embarrassing when he wears his 80's accessory every time we go jogging as a group.
by SultrySloth April 22, 2019
Get the Fanny Packermug. Friend 1: "Did you see that new guy from English?"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah he's a Fannie Guy, stay away!'
Friend 2: "Oh yeah he's a Fannie Guy, stay away!'
by TheSaltmates February 15, 2018
Get the Fannie Guymug. When a person of a female variety wipes forward after a number 2, a copious amount of excrement is left in the vaginal area.
by The fanny of fudge January 27, 2018
Get the fanny fudgemug. the debris and subsequent staining experienced after jizz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. Usually observed in several small fanny splats on the carpet if running. Can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.
by fannysplatter February 9, 2010
Get the fanny splatmug. There is regularly a fella who “dances” around near the entrance to the subway in Glasgow city centre, the guys a complete “fanny washer”
by Desing May 5, 2019
Get the Fanny washermug. by rona russell March 7, 2017
Get the chewbacca fannymug. She's one of a kind, and very useful if you want to build a house in the trees or just chill in a farm. She also is very funny. Somehow.
by StoteAlcibiade333 October 17, 2019
Get the Fanny-Enzomug.