National fuck your best friend day

May the 20th, is fuck your best friend day

Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day

by Babicakesxox May 28, 2018

fuck the french friday

every friday we celebrate why the french are fucking retards

kelby: fuck the french
everyone else: fuck the french friday

by not tof May 14, 2021

fridge scan

The constant checking on the refridgerator for food even though you know there is none in there; usually occurs every 2-5 minutes for a person not smoking pot. For pot smokers, it occurs about every minute followed by vacant stares.

Normal person: Bro, I've pulled about 5 fridge scans and still nothing...lets check the pantry!
Pot smoker: Broooo, I've fridge scanned like 5 times in 5 minutes and still nothing. (followed by the vacant stares)

by UP AND ATOM December 7, 2007

Frisco High School

Frisco High School where the bathrooms are juul rooms and where everyone’s faker than kim kardashian’s ass. That shits always dead and everywhere u step that hellholes cold as fuck, like fr that bitch colder than an igloo. Tons of kids come to school higher than their gpa and the staff never notices because they are oblivious. Frisco High “The Origanal” is definitely not the place to be.

Did you see that “Frisco High School” party? -Jimmy
“Yes that shit looked dead” -Juan

by friscohighisntthemove October 15, 2018

Bedroom Friend

someone you're sleeping with but not actually in a relationship with,
a nicer way of saying fuck buddy

Stan - "who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Matt - "oh that's Sarah, she's my Bedroom Friend"

by c.see April 12, 2010

Rally Fries

French fries given to a deserving fan who grabs the attention of Seattle Mariner broadcaster Mike Blowers. The idea was started after fan spilled his fries while going after a foul ball and Blowers, after criticizing his unnecessary effort, sent the fan some free fries. In the ensuing games, fans began trying to entice Blowers to give them the daily fries, and each time he did, it seemed to spark a rally. The sensation has rapidly spread throughout Seattle and the Mariner fan base.

The group of fans all held up a big sign asking for Rally Fries.

by D Zizzle January 2, 2009

User Friend

A User Friend is someone who is your friend because you are able to provide favors for them. They use you for services or favors. This could range anywhere from letting them use your laundry machines to giving them a ride somewhere.

The main characteristic of a User Friend is that they will not or will rarely return favors for you.

The User Friend's motivation may or may not be intentional. They may genuinely feel and believe that they're a good friend, but in actuality, either their laziness or lack of reciprocity makes them not a good friend.

John and Kay, Kay is the User Friend.

Kay: Hey John, can you help me fix this file? All of the pages are not the right size.

John: Sure, no problem! Hey what are up to this weekend? Up for hanging out?

Kay: Sure, I'll give you a call!

Kay never calls.

Joseph and Michael, Joseph is the user friend.

Joseph: Hey, thanks for taking me to the airport Mike. I really appreciate it.

Michael: No prob man! Hey, do you think you could watch my dogs for the weekend while I'm out of town?

Joseph: Oh, I've actually got company over that weekend. Sorry bud!

Joseph did have company, but very well could have taken a couple of hours throughout the weekend to take care of Michael's dogs.

by Firefly_Mal October 10, 2010