San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special

When 2 dudes place their erect, unwashed penises on top of each other while simultaneously holding buns on top and at the bottom, they technically have the buns, the meat and the cheese so it's a double cheeseburger.

Rob and Bob left so early, I heard they had the San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special .Must've been hungry that night.

by BjLacr October 31, 2022

San Francisco Duel

A brash, yet gentlemanly way to settle an argument. Should one accept the challenge, both participants face their backs to eachother and walk three paces. On the third pace both men face eachother, drop trow, and vigorously masturbate to completion. The winner is the first man to blow his load. Bonus points for ejaculating onto the other competitor.

Hey, did you hear about how mad Jason was when his GF was grinding on Tyrone? Good thing they settled it like men with a San Francisco Duel! Jason never saw it coming!!!

by Rumpleforezkin July 8, 2025

San Francisco Slushie

When someone, usually male, takes a fatal amount of laxatives and starts to shit out his intestines, a technique my dominatrix taught me (her name is Barbara).

"When you're feeling bonged up just turn into a San Francisco Slushie!" "I think imma die!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises

Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.

by Phdcarl August 8, 2017

Matthias Francisco

A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.

Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”

by Many_Small_Children June 2, 2020

San Francisco

A lawless dystopia full of drug taking zombies living in tents on needle-littered streets. Setting up a shop here is impossible since it will be frequently robbed in broad daylight. If someone squats in your home, you are legally banned from evicting them, as doing so could be racist or even misogynistic.

The mayor of San Francisco, Libby McDem, does nothing to solve the city’s problems

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.

To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024