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F.O.R.D. Vag

F.O.R.D. Vag stands for Fucked Over Rebuilt Dick vagina. Used when warning the homie before he gets trapped by a trans women.
Bro: what are you doing tonight?
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.

Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?

Homie: Tell me what?

Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
by Zombiewriter75 August 10, 2022
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d-in' my f

pronounced "dee-ing my eff", as one would pronounce the letters "d" and "f". used to shorten the phrase "dicking my f-ck", which means to screw someone over.
scene is as such: you're trying to turn left in the left-turn only lane, and the guy in front of you is trying to get over to keep going straight, but traffic won't allow him in, so you're stuck behind him with no way of doing anything because the idiot isn't moving at all.
"ahhhh quit d-in' my f!"
alternately, try "don't d my f, south carolina!" (reffering to license plate)
by matt gauck January 20, 2007
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F.L.I.D

F*cking Long Island D*ck

A preppy, pretentious a$$ hole. Someone who talks about Lacrosse-Soccer and Hacky Sack.

A person, who wears Pastel Colored shirts, has a ton of plaid clothing and yet always has sloppy looking hair.

A person at a bar who checks the LIRR Train schedule constantly, as if it is going to change.
Duke University is full of F.L.I.D

Dorian’s on the Upper East Side is the home of the F.L.I.D

"Look at that Frat guy pissing on that persons car, What an A$$hole. 200% he is from Long Island"

"Yea, I hate F.L.I.Ds they ruin everything.
by GwynneTastic February 11, 2010
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f.o.r.d.

if i had some money ya know what i would do, i go down town and but a f.o.r.d. or two, ya im crazy i bought a mercury
, crazy i bought a mercury, im gonna buy me a mercury and push it up and down the road.
by Downrite February 7, 2012
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F.O.R.D

Fucking
Old
Rebuilt
Dodge
I got a new truck last week its a fuckin F.O.R.D
by Hugo Balls July 28, 2021
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F.R.E.D

Standing for Fucking Rediculous Eating Device, the FRED is very handy in situations when you need a can opener, spoon and a bottle opener. Found in the ration pack of the Australian army and probaly other armies or groups too.
Hey can u chuck us that FRED so i can open this gaddam can of peaches!
by Carlo.S April 29, 2005
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f.u.n.d.a.

means Fuck you in the ass... Pronounced "eff-you-in-de-A."
Bend over and drop trou, I'm gonna f.u.n.d.a. =
by Jennybean April 21, 2006
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