The Choclate Express

After one takes an extremly horrid shit and it takes almost all night to wipe your ass...than after that last swipe of fungy turd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up shit and your stanky ass hair....by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid shit that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle ass hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper.....a very rare occurance

Jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express...

Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?

by mikethekilla August 12, 2009

expresso

any fancy Starbucks coffee beverage to go

Driving in to my cubicle today I stopped and got a frap'n'shot expresso. So I'm a little wired.

by dsimms May 1, 2008

donkey express

The steady stream of undesirable female one nights stands that a man encounters because he has no game and/or likes em big.

K-Hops has really been on the donkey express lately, hasn't he?

by Donkeyexpress March 19, 2006

straight talk express

an obscure, expedient, variant of the reverse cowgirl, usually performed on the right wing of a fighter jet

Yo, J. 'Cain just straight talk expressed that bitch all the way from Hanoi to Saigon. Damn son!

by Babraham Lincoln 6969 January 16, 2009

pizza express full

A place that is empty or with very few people inside

"Lets go here mate, its pizza express full, we'll get in easy!"

by D81 January 14, 2008

shitpig express

a huge honkin SUV

That shitpig express is so huge it took two parking spaces at the mall.

by miloby August 11, 2009

Dooger express

The act of giving oral to a female while having a dip ( a dooger) in your mouth.

I didn't want to waste a good dip so I let her ride the dooger express.

by Dooger man eat poo January 15, 2015