Anti-epic

When something has the makings of being epic but simply isn't; "fake epic".
Michael Bay's recent movies are the definition of anti-epic. They're loud, full of great action scenes, amazing visuals and soundtrack but they still feel flat and empty.
by dude_wheres_my_brain July 10, 2011
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epic diddle

to diddle another person's {genetailia} in an epic manner- in a {surprising},{impressive} way- can be on any gender.
man i gave my friend an epic diddle when he was bent over...he didnt know wha hit him...lol

man i gave my {gf} an {epic} {diddle} last night...it was awesome
by mrlahey3855 September 27, 2010
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Double Epic

Coming from the word that is now over used "Epic," it means something that is twice as epic as normal.
Son - "Holy shit, that guy just did a double backflip off the playground!"

Father - "No son, that shit was Double Epic."
by Gintleman November 13, 2010
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epic muff

muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet
Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff
by sandy crotch May 17, 2009
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Epic Fail

1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.

2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.

3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)
you are such an Epic Fail

he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!

-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.
by hnizzle July 13, 2009
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Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.
Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"
by Xenos Worrior May 06, 2009
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