ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.
Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."
by Mariah444 March 05, 2012
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Halo Ego

Ego that causes you to Hog Diff someone in Overwatch. Alternatively, it could be the perceived Ego of a Halo Player.
That Halo Ego, won't last long in OW
by Gruntyman March 03, 2024
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Ego Helium

Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego
Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium
by De Lumpdumper April 05, 2018
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Ego Page

A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.
"Heya!"
"Hi, who are you?"
"My ego page: http://example.org/ego.html"
by Bluebie December 07, 2008
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Ego Warrior

"Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.
Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.
by HaloBetty June 30, 2017
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ego-testical

your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"
This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.
by shim1 September 26, 2017
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Ego-testical

A person who believes they have really big testicles but they don't
Hey man I've got some huuuuge balls
LET ME SEE!! Hey no you don't you're so ego-testical
by AngusJ6 November 21, 2016
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