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Edonyx

A baryonyx-like dinosaur which has Ed Crankshaft's head is almost always seen in a Toledo Mudhens uniform: cleat sneakers, red cap, and all. Often works as a coach or teacher of younger dinosaurs. Kid dinosaurs look up to the Edonyx almost as if he were their grandad. When you see him don't run away because a former dinoball player is coming your way!
Edonyx: Hello, class. I'll be your dinosaur school teacher this year. I'm the Edonyx, and I eat Cream of Crankshaft.

Nelsonasaurus: Well, I'm the Nelsonasaurus, and this here is my grandma, the Opalsaurus Rex. What are we going to learn today, Mr. Edonyx?

Edonyx: I'm going to teach you how to build a bonfire. My friend, Mr. Keesterman, was kind enough to lend us some of his mailbox posts. Now, all we do is pack ferns and dry brush all around the wood or anything else that will burn. You make it high enough so that the flames will reach high into the air. Its easy to build a bonfire! I bet all the other dinosaur grandparents will like it. I brought some marshmellows for us to eat later.

Nelsonasaurus: Sweet! Would you play dinoball with us later?

Edonyx: Sure, I used to play dinoball for the Toledo Troodons. Sweet! Wounding teeth, heavy claws - a ball could never pass our jaws.

Nelsonasaurus: Good one! I'm really glad this is dinosaur school. I love it!

Edonyx: I knew you would. Hey, lets go get some warm up stretches going. This bonfire must have tuckered you out. If you're gonna play dinoball you're going to need limber claws.

O-Rex: Ok, sweeties. I'll see you on the field. I'll bring that cocoa butter and honey lotion you both like. You don't want dry scales!

Edonyx: Nice! This is going to be sweet! The heavy claw and the wounding tooth - we're Toledo Troodons and that's the truth!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 22, 2011
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Edinburg north high school

A chill place where people get along with people and don’t have beef with one another. Everyone stays in their own group of friends. Our school may be small but it best small cause it makes everyone feel loved
Person 1:Omg have you been to Edinburg north high school
Person2: yes I love how everyone knows everyone and everyone is so chill
by Klary September 9, 2019
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Erion

A person who is very fruity and has a homosexual nature. An Erion will deny his homosexuality by saying he gets “mad girls” but then says some sus shit.
This guy is definitely an Erion, he won’t stop talking about how much he likes dick.
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EDiot Logic

EDiot Logic is what trolls on Encyclopedia Dramatica use, in place of actual facts and reason they use lame meme references which were already outdated and insist on using the same insulting slang terms for their victims.

They also refuse to believe anything their victim's tell them and consistantly try to win arguements using their own warped views on things.

For example they view a soundfile that their victim has sent them with the voice deepend as being unintelligelable retard speak.
"Did you try to explain to him about that meme?"
"Yes but he respond with: "U Mad" Bro."
"Ugh...EDiot Logic. How the fuck does it work?"
by MM132 October 25, 2012
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exionxeioxxetex

the most hardest word to say EVER

origanted in china then got take over by the japan then stolen by the british and ran over by the bloody auzzeys its the most random word next to zooted.
man i wich i could say exionxeioxxetex to bad no1 can say it right
by `DONT STUFF up MY word :P August 15, 2009
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elionit

A fagget who just watches animes and sucks dick for a living and plays stupid games and has no hoes what so ever and also not trustworthy
Person 1: you heard about elionit
Person 2: No! But I do know he is a fagget
by Andrew122 September 12, 2016
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Elion

A stupid dog ass bitch that won’t shut the fuck up and is gay
Alexa:I hate elion
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