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Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.
I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .
by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016
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Erection Recollection

Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things
Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*
by ZUCC IN BOLD November 23, 2016
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financial erection

When you see loads of 0's on a check and you can't help yourself.
Yo dude, my check just came and gave me this massive financial erection.

If I was Trump right now I'd have the biggest financial erection.
by lolafier December 19, 2016
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CLITORIS ERECTION

when some femboys zhut gets so cold it makes it fucc
DA FAT CLITORIS ERECTION BAI LOK AT DAT CLITTERIS!!!!!1!1,1!1 F G G G G VV FK FAT BOI!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021
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hulk erection

The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "
by Will DaBeast June 4, 2019
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erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it
Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..
by Pp erectus July 9, 2019
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De-Erection

When you take a hit from the Lemon Chello Cartnite cart and blow it into a man's urethra so that his dick gets chill like that and gets less hard.
Yo bruh, she gave me that De-Erection and everything was A-Okay!
by gioisdying February 25, 2023
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