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North England

Includes wankers from places such as Manchester, Liverpool, and Newcastle.

Think they are solid but would get the fuck kicked out of them by the skinheads on the roadside if they even set foot in London. Let alone East London

Go the pub,
drink ten pints,
get completely plastered.
Come back home,
beat the wife,
you dirty northern bastard
North England is a fuckin fanny area, West Ham is gonna knock the fuck out of Liverpool this weekend
by OiOiBoy July 3, 2006
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New England Cum Chowder

When two or more freinds Pump the Python into a freinds Clam Chowder or Cum Chowder. This Technique works best in Rhode Island Clam Chowder, where the broth is clearer and less chunky. Not telling your buddy, you watch trying not to make a peep. As he takes a gulp try not to laugh or it will ruin the trick in its Enterity.
Watch watched hysterically as Ryan gulped the Cum Chowder.
by bv dell June 12, 2005
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lynndie england

A female nasty girl that is only a PFC but is more famous than any current or former four star general (except Colin Powell) simply because the media in an effort to gain ratings made her that way.
It's not a matter of whether or not what she did is wrong, now it's a excuse for Iraqi insurgents and al Qaeda to kill more Americans. This is after the incident with them hanging four civilian contractor's mutilated bodies was mostly ignored and lasted about a day in the news while new developments in the prison abuse is always the top story.
by anonymous August 18, 2004
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New England Dance Conservatory

best dance place in all of new england where there is the best dancers with the most talent!!!
she goes to NEDC, she has to be good!
by dancerlover436 August 23, 2004
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New England Patriots

a football team based in MA, who has beaten numerous odds, in 85 and 96 by making it to the super bowl, and from 2001-2004 winning 3 super bowls, 21 consecutive games, and 10 consecutive post-season games. they have broken other records as well, but that's another topic. Many of the fans were behind the Pats when they had a 4 win season, so you better believe they're eccstatic now that they're winning

people don't like the patriots because they're winning, and have pretty much (though i hate to admit it) become the new york yankees of football. it's 'cool' to hate the pats, and accuse them of everything the media has accused them of, even though they did something that every other team is still doing (including the whiney-ass jets).

In the 07-08 season the patriots did what only two other teams have ever done, gone undefeated in the regular season (Bears twice in the 60's, the dolphins in 78), but they lost the super bowl to the luckiest team since the 01-02 Pats (oh yeah, i compared you guys to the pats), the new york giants, whom i respect, and believe Eli Manning will be twice the QB his brother is.
The New England Patriots beat you because you suck, get over it.
by fuckthebandwagon August 10, 2008
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New England

--New England--

New England is an old grouping of states in the northeastern region of the U.S. It has traditionally consisted of Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut. On rare occasions, New York, and even parts of New Jersey have been considered New England (Connecticut Puritans founded many towns in these states).


--Massachusetts Does NOT Have Friends--

New England is NOT "Massachusetts and friends." Most of the other New England states want nothing to do with those snobby, arrogant Massholes and their sucky driving habits. Go clog up your own retail outlets, seriously. Also, Boston's influence is very small and barely extends into extreme southeast New Hampshire--the rest of these five states has nothing to do with it at all: Boston tends to overstate its importance.


--The Connecticut Debate--

It is debatable whether or not Connecticut really belongs in New England--the western and southern parts of that state are pretty much indistinguishable from New York. On the shoreline of southern Connecticut, you can see the skyline of Manhattan on the horizon--tons of people work there and go there on the weekends for shopping and baseball games. Connecticut is NOT "down" with Massachusetts, nor will it ever be. So, I guess it's not REALLY New England, but it sort of looks like it in places. Connecticut seems more like a Mid-Atlantic state with its ties to New York and northern New Jersey.
At a bar, on vacation in some warm sunbelt state:

Masshole: Wheah ah you from?
Me: I'm from New England.
Masshole: Oh, so yuah a sawx fan?
Me: Actually, I'm from western Connecticut, and everyone there likes New York teams.
Masshole: New Englanduh my ass! You can't call ya self a New Englanduh! Fahk you, go Sox! Yankees ah a bunch a fahkin' queahs! Connecticut is paht of New Yahk, not New England!
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new england

The only place in the U.S. where people are more full of themselves than Texans.
New England is wicked had in the winta, so theyafoa I'm betta then you!
by 'sup P November 16, 2006
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