darst

A type of mob that spawns mostly in computer classes or the electronics departments of local superstores. Spawns have a 2.3558485% chance of being leet as fuck. Has extremely high HP due to massive size but moves very slow.

Has two main attacks:
punch: a lvl 3 move that can be reflected for 4389% damage to the darst by cloth armor; rarely used because of the massive amount of energy needed to lift their fucking fat ass arms.
booger smear: the darst sticks his fat finger up his nose and then smears the retrieved booger all over an object; the object sustains 8904 nature dps and upon death respawns as a mini darst.

Resistances:
+43 to verbal assault
-340 to compwn
-500 to any attack from behind as he is too god damn fat to turn around

Drops:
Shitty ass black jacket 100%
Pile of shit 100%
Dank ass smell 100%
Random magic: the gathering card 59%
Gameboy advance sp 34%
Psp 2%

Mage: dude lemme go tank that darst
Warrior: k im gonna go jack off then

by Bobby Moses October 5, 2007

Dubstep

A popular song with "wub wub" thrown in at random intervals.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like dubstep?

Guy 2: No, it's basically what that text said up there.

Guy 1: Good point.

by Chowder183 September 1, 2012

dubstep

A form of hip hop in which the vocal artist is replaced with synthesizers and sound samples to produce obnoxious sounds in frequency ranges above 200hz. A sub bass is later added.

let's watch some youtube dubstep videos

by nymphedrine January 7, 2011

dubstep

1.The sound of rhino's raping each other. Usually played through the loudest speaker you can think of.

2. A death threat sent to earth by aliens, but a few retarded humans thought it was "music" and started dancing to it, dubstep was then formed.

1) "Dude, what's that sound?"

"It sounds like rhino's raping each other,"

"In other words its that shit they call dubstep!"

"Yes, let's just get out of here"

2) Alien 1: "Son, did you send the Humans that death threat yet?"

Alien 2: "Yes Father, but they started dancing to it, they call it dubstep

by Casss August 25, 2012

Dubstep Divide

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon that occurs because there are still some people who are completely oblivious to dubstep and its recent explosion in popularity. They are usually parents, instructors, or people who listen to Metallica.

Professor: Why are you so tired this morning?
Student: I was up all night like every other person at Tres raging to dubstep.
Professor: Dubstep? I like that band!
Student: Woah dubstep divide fosho...

by dubclubber March 6, 2011

Dursley

A small town in England near Gloucester. JK Rowling named a Family after the Town in her Harry Potter stories. It is known for its high population of inbreds, chavs and EU citizens. A slow walk around Dursley will likely result in death or serious injury from slipping in Dog poo. Star Wars character 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' once described Dursley as being 'a wretched hive of scum and villainy.'

I've heard the nightclub in Dursley is used to train astronauts, as they have to move slowly to lift their feet from the sticky floor.

by GlosGirl69 February 25, 2017

Dubstep

Music that stimulates the gustatory sensation of John Waters' anus and uncut Methamphetamine, in a positive way.

Joe: Hey John, are you listening to Dubstep?
John: What's Dubstep, and does it have anything to do with this taste of hooker cous I can't get out of my mouth?

by idogis1 August 23, 2011