Duke Wellington

fecal matter derived from a human anus a.k.a. shit,crap,poop,poo,doo,deuce. Often shortened to "Wellington"

Yo, I need to drop a Duke Wellington.
Check out this gargantuan Wellington.

by morkfard May 4, 2003

dirty duke

A dirty duke is a guy who is pretty much a piece of shit ... He will screw anything that walks... He is insecure and needs to be praised by low life's ... He's the size of a turd but most likely on steriods so a turd with muscles to be exact ... Stay away if you ever run into a dirty duke bec you will stink like shit for a while

Dirty duke just bagged himself a bad Abby he loves a skank bottom feeder.

by Dream girl January 2, 2014

Duke

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

he ashualy dit it. Duke is such a stud

by Anonymau5ee January 3, 2011

duke

(verb) to completely ignore people's IM's and make up bs stories the next day when inquired. People are especially duked when the person is:

1. doing acadec work
2. catching 'em all.
3. staring at his physics book with passion
4. frustrated from not being able to catch magikarp
5. reading the latest reviews on the newest pokemon game
6. memorizing all 151 original pokemon names
cool duck

victim of duke-hey, why didn't you respond to my IMs last night?
duke-r-oh, uh, I was afk catching charmander.
victim-you already caught him on Diamond, dude
duke-r-yeah, but not on Fire Red....

by number1coolduckfan May 11, 2010

holla atcha dukes

I'll see you later. Talk to me later.

Aight I'm out holla atcha dukes.

by J Stan March 4, 2004

Pulling a Duke

choking, blowing and crying.

San Diego State lost in the Sweet 16 but at least lose by Pulling a Duke!

by UNCLover April 11, 2011

Duke

Duke: an irish word for to go somewhere

Colm, "hey lads are ye gona duke into coppers later?"

by Ledgend101 June 4, 2011