Doof

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.

After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

doof

A guy who works in retail merchandising. His job is to detail the showroom and make it look fabulous. Comes from the british word poof but with a 'D' for detail.

Hey Jimmy, that guy fluffing those pillows over there is a right doof!

by senior doof August 28, 2007

doof doof

a very dorky or doofy person; one who is constantly making a doofus out of themselves

Missy likes to play on swings, but Missy doesn't know how to not fall off the swings and land on her face. Missy is a doof doof.

by Dave Chan August 11, 2006

doodoostain remover

a man or woman who loves to perform analingus

"Hey dawg, Tina over there is a doostain remover, she loves to lick a brotha's ass."

by Marcus Butte August 21, 2003

dogfood

A retard

Look at Dogfood SUCK

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

doodoo butter

Noun: A person who has busted and yellowish teeth.

Adj.: Teeth that are disfigured and yellow like watered down shit.

1. Damn! Look at doodoo butter over there.
2. She would be hot but her teeth look like doodoo butter.

by Hugo Love February 9, 2009

Doodooanity

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):

1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.

2. Then shit happened, and we got the spoon.

by The Poop November 24, 2004