Shani Davis

A black American world champion speed skater of African descent that has been judged more on his racial and ethnic background than his versatile expertise and abilities in both long track and short track speed skating. In most countries outside of the United States of America where speed skating is considered a popular sport, he is considered a world champion, and saluted for his world record holdings. However, in the U.S., he is constantly being poorly portrayed by the media as a disgrace to America for "preventing other American olympic athletes from bringing home gold medals."

American Media: "Shani Davis has refused to do the Pursuit event out of his own selfish nature."

Dutch Media: "Shani Davis has strategically turned down his offer to participate in the Pursuit event to keep his body strong and fresh for the events he has prepared himself for."

by Fatt N. Ugly March 23, 2009

John Davis

Strong male figure, usually attracts many women. John Davis sleeps around with hundreds of women, but they all know about each other and still love him. He can call any woman to him by giving her a certain look. His eyes draw you in, and when you fall......you cant get back up. He will sleep with almost any woman who has a huge ass and normally he goes for women who all work in the same building cause he likes the convenience. John Davis plays the field. John Davis cares about himself ,and doesn't care about the women he hurts.

George: Dude you mind if I date your sister?
Brad: Yes,I do ....I've seen how you dog women.

George: Dude ,you know me..
Brad: and your nothing but the John Davis of this office building!!! Sally told me how you treated her.You can't date my sister!

Sally: Brad ,I am so hurt right now.
Brad: Why whats wrong
Sally: I went out on a date with George friday night and he was such a John Davis! He kept pawing me, and checking out other women. So disrespectful!

by JDean8241 June 29, 2011

Davison

Davison - someone who turns a fridge off so it doesn't annoy him whilst trying to sleep and then forgets to turn it back on. This in turn leaves a large pool of smelly water in the on-call room.

Oh no he's done a Davison!

by stownrow April 13, 2013

leeds division

leeds is the main city inwhich many generations have come and formed divisions of leeds,
some of the main well known divisions are the trainstation kids and the cornx kids and some less well known ones
in each of these divisions there are a number of different types of people who are all friends within the group.
some scene, mosher, emo ect.
but if accepted in the group this classification is taken away as they are all treated as different

p1: which division are you?
p2: leeds division?
p1: yea.
p2: trainstation kids

by anon.com July 19, 2006

Davis

To pull a Davis is to make a mistake or mess up at work, after which a bell or alarm is rung (Davis Bell). When someone pulls a Davis, it can be as simple as forgetting how to turn off a machine that is used every day. It can also be more serious such as testing the wrong sample creating more work for co-workers, and in some cases slowing production.

Joe rings the bell when Mike pulls a Davis.

by owen10 June 13, 2011

Davis

An oversized penis which has the capabilities of breaking a man/women's jaw.

God damn babe , your Davis is so massive it makes me wet .

by LongShlongSilver November 12, 2014

Davison MI

a shithole in the middle of michigan.
near Flint Michigan, about 45 minutes from Detroit.

I live in Davison MI.

by mollie l. February 28, 2007