discratchin

when you're trying to pay attention to someone but you really have to itch your junk.

Pat was an A student, and always paid attention to his teacher, until he had a discratchin.

by Zomar October 2, 2007

distractasaurus

Someone who distracts others, themselves and/or are distracting in general. They can distract through various means, all involved with the purpose of not getting work/homework etc finished.

Wow, I'm totally being a distractasaurus right now!
or

Geeze, Amanda. Stop going on Facebook and being a such a distractasaurus!

by Brinleigh R January 5, 2008

disgrasian

Your a disgrace. To the race.

I think originally applied to the Asian race by the Asian American founders of the web site. Seems to have spilled over to others that have betrayed their social and ethnic roots.

Wearing no-pants fashion, just tights, that disgrasian.

White on Rice, Lynn Chenn you're so disgrasian

Tiger Woods is disgriasian and taking a year off.

by mdb54 December 21, 2009

disramifacation

a word usually used by dumb fucks who are trying to sound smart.

ey yo nigga, did you hear bout obama's disramifacation, that shit is ill.

by slick13 February 5, 2010

disgracebook updates

The act of posting status updates to one's facebook page while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.

by Neesied69 June 6, 2013

disorder attention seeker

a girl who pretends that she has a mental disease/disorder such as depression, anxiety, OCD, etc. to look cool or popular and/or receive special attention. very selfish and rude to people who were clinically diagnosed with the disorder

disorder attention seeker: im such a clean freak i think i have OCD!!!1111!!!!!111

by no snitchin November 2, 2014

Distraccent

When a foreigner starts talking and you forget what you were doing. Or, when you're trying to throw someone off so you talk in a fake accent.

Christian Bale uses a distraccent at all times.

by nohandleplease December 1, 2014