elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself

Lindsay Lohan loves elephant dildo

by ass monkey nom nom July 2, 2012

poo dildo

When you do a shit and put it in the freezer and you or someone else uses it as a dildo

She really enjoy using her poo dildo she received for Chrismas

by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017

dildo friends

friends that a female would consider extremely close.

Anabel shouldn't have a hard time moving from NY to Miami since she never had any dildo friends in NY to start with.

by Wgabriel March 27, 2015

dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015

Apple Dildo

A dildo thats made for apples

Your an apple dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016

sticky dildo

A dildo with a suction cup on the end that you can basically use to fuck anything or anyone

Girl 1: Oh my god i fucked a door last night with my sticky dildo it was sooo good
Girl 2: Oh my god me too but it was my fridge

by Skailol July 14, 2015

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012