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dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
by recorderspit January 8, 2015
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dildo friends

friends that a female would consider extremely close.
Anabel shouldn't have a hard time moving from NY to Miami since she never had any dildo friends in NY to start with.
by Wgabriel March 27, 2015
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sticky dildo

A dildo with a suction cup on the end that you can basically use to fuck anything or anyone
Girl 1: Oh my god i fucked a door last night with my sticky dildo it was sooo good
Girl 2: Oh my god me too but it was my fridge
by Skailol July 14, 2015
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Dildo bash

by Imthepugster. August 8, 2016
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dildo sword

A large Dildo attached to a handle to smack annoying cunts
Hey, get the Dildo sword and smack the inbred sex midget
by Dirty shrulk November 14, 2015
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dildo lunch

The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...
Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"

And also look at the second video below 😎 😁

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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015
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Apple Dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016
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