defensive end

The most boss position on the D-Line in football. Main job is to contain the edge

My homie Daquan plays Defensive end on the football team

by niggazwithattitide September 2, 2017

Defenseman

Any hockey player willing to punch a member of the opposing team in the face in order to protect their goalie

My friend is a defenseman

by Panckae August 28, 2018

Ho'Dependant

A person that is 'Ho'Dependant' can be a man or woman. This person is dependant and in most cases even addicted to maintaining a constant stream of Ho's they fuck around with.The only real goal in mind is to insure a consistant never ending Ho-flow, even if it means returning to some more than once. Reguardless of this 'handycap' the Ho'Dependant are still capable of having mostly short term relationships.The only guarantee for the future is that even before the relationship ends the Ho-flow will definately resume(not that it ever stopped).So just be a good Ho and go with the flow!

Bobby-Upps has a different Ho with him every he goes out. He told me he cant help it because he is Ho'Dependant . He has learned to not only live with this handycap but to love it too!

by Tommy&LilJody March 11, 2010

Uber Dependent

The state where you are totally dependent on using ubers. When you excessively use ubers at extreme levels, and Where you cannot beat most stages due to the fact that you can only win stages if you use ubers in the mobile game “The Battle Cats”

Dr Skull is so unskilled at the game, he is so uber dependent

by XskullBC May 30, 2019

bathrobe defense

A last act of desperation. A staged performance of mental Incompetency calculated to excuse bad behavior or avoid consequences, e.g. parading in the streets in a bathrobe like Vito Gigante, “the Chin.”

The politician has become so desperate To explain his deplorable behavior that he’s pulling out his bathrobe defense.

by Jean Dizzy December 25, 2019

the masturbation defense

The universal alibi used by criminal defense attorneys and criminals. The accused will use the "I was at home masturbating" defense to avoid conviction. Defense will provide dna evidence and semen samples to the prosicution resulting in an acquittal, mostly.

detective: Sir, we know you did it we know you lured those minors. you also have alot of teenage boys and girls on your facebook page. We have witnesses and physical evidence linking you to these crimes.

handjob Bob: I was at home masturbating, mostly. You want proof?

detective: "The masturbation defense" huh? you have surviellance video of you masturbating?

handjob Bob: Better, I have DNA evidence and witnesses who can back that up.

by TheFirst48 January 22, 2010

Pre-Self Defence

The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.

Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.

Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha

Person A: I can live with that

Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!

Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out

Person B: and the bottling is self defence??

Person A: Pre-self defence.

Person B: ahhh yes

by James Frost February 20, 2011