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Cock-a-doodle-do

The erect form of a penis. Only comes when a man is horny
Matthew: Sara I have cock-a-doodle-do

Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??
by PussyDestroyer2022 January 1, 2022
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cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.
Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

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by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023
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Yankee Doodle

The next logical step in a docking transaction between two males. To "Yankee Doodle" is to tie together the penises of two docking men for the purpose of achieving a more perfect union.
Hunter and I were docking last night, but since we ran out of hands we decided on a good 'ol Yankee Doodle to get us where we needed to go. It blew my fucking mind.
by HunterCurtisJake August 1, 2010
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dingle-ly-doodle

While Jim and I were having a little fun, his dingle-ly-doodle decided to join in!
by mandrez September 25, 2004
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shmonker doodle

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.
The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.
by Jared Sill June 22, 2006
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yippety-doodle

my friend told me my crush liked me and i said, yippety-doodle
by savie-wavie July 9, 2007
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