Dillon

A)person who over dresses for sports, usually football, and/or fakes injuries.

B) person who uses the same joke over and over again.

C)someone who commits social plagarism daily

d)person who will hog your computer for hours to look at his/her myspace

Your acting like Dillon!

by CG53 October 18, 2008

dialo

The equivalent of a typo when dialing a phone number resulting in an unexpected person to answer and an awkward conversation to follow.

Person 1: Dude, this guy called me and I don't know who he is at all.
Person 2: Dude, it must have been a dialo.
Person 1 and Person 2 together: Dude, tubular! *high fives*

by daneatdirt May 16, 2005

Dillon

A sadcunt who makes multiple urbandictionary accounts to overcompensate on his small dick.

Person: All the girls think its big man.

Friend: Well if you go and be a Dillon about it on the net then of course they will!

by Ezza901 August 17, 2011

jmu diploma

Proof that you are a drunk

Dude, I thought you were shitting me about having alcohol poisoning 18 times but then you showed me your JMU Diploma and my jaw dropped.

by dajakester July 8, 2011

dillon

dillon is an attractive guy. he does some dumb things like drink, smoke, and do stuff to girls. he's a guy that like to lead girls on and then cut them off and then a week later get back with his ex. His name is spelled this way cause he's so insecure to have such a basic name. He would know how to treat a girl if he truly tried but he doesn't give a crap about girls feelings. if you meet a dillon... run away while u still can

"bro that's dillon. RUN!!!!"

by giddyup23 June 25, 2019

Dillon

The dumbest person you’ll ever meet. Uses phrases like “Ayyy” as well “Oi”, all the time, to his digression, makes him seem like a autist. Obsessed with the game Rainbow Six, and mains the character Jäger. BTW Dillon if your reading this your bad at Jäger, I’m better.

He’s also a furry, although he hasn’t come out yet. I seen things on his phone.

Loves Basketabll, but he’s good at it so let’s not talk about it.

He’s also dumb

And stupid

And dumb

Hey Dillon you know who I am

He he

“Hey look, it’s Dillon!”
“God, I hate Dillon!”
“Gah, how could you!?”
“Look at him!

by Aidspositive November 3, 2019

Dill Dillon

An insult mainly used in northern Chicago to describe anything slow, ugly, obese, hopeless and/or lame. Originated from the Australian word for idiot- Dill, put in front of the word Dillon (note: the word is never spelled Dylan, always spelled Dillon)

"Ugh, sorry, my comp is being a dill"

"big ol' Dill Dillon over there thinks he's popular, really, he's the 60 year old virgin in disguise"

by swimlikeagoatflylikeaclam June 14, 2009