if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.
woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!
by 0inker September 14, 2023
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Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush
by Dubbrandon June 29, 2014
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And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
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And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
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by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015
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