Chunk dialing

When a person vomits from being drunk, and the barf chunks hit the numbers on the phone and dial a random number.

A: Hello?

B: ...

A: Hello???

B: graaaugh!!!

A: OMG! Eww! Are you chunk dialing me?

*NEXT DAY*

C: Dude, this hot chick at the bar was totally chunk dialing people last night. It was disgusting.

by PnB February 15, 2010

Swizzle Dicking

Taking a females drink then dipping + swizzling it with a penis over 8". After stirring the drink remove penis and have the leavings sucked off. ..works best with a pena colada type drink, aka penis colada

I hear she's into swizzle dicking

by Clive Wreckless Abanadon June 22, 2015

Shadow Dicking

The act of one or more shining a flashlight at their penis in a dark room to create interesting shapes on the wall which sometimes resemble animals.

A. Last night we got together and were shadow dicking for hours.

B. When I'm shadow dicking by myself I use an LED light .

by SirapT February 2, 2017

double dicking

two people each dicking the other around

Boy, Joe was really dicking Alan around.
Really? I thought Alan was dicking Joe around.
Yeah, I guess there was a lot of double dicking going on.

by tbigs April 7, 2010

dicking

When something does not work out, or you get screwed over somehow...Always said with exclamation!

"I went to get playoff tickets, but they were sold out. I took a dicking!"

"Everyone got into the concert except for me, what a dicking!"

by sheeet June 20, 2006

Double Dicking

When two men have there dicks out and try to shove their dicks into each others urethra. There are championships for this and the current champion is "Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Ossas".

Tim: Did you see Pornhub's new double dicking video?
Leo: Yeh I cummed like never before.

by FML balling June 7, 2017

Double dicking

Double penetration

Dad: what your favourite swear word?
13 year old kid: double dicking
Dad: that is what we call a lucky gal

by Aria Dickson December 15, 2017