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derpestrian 

A stupid pedestrian.
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."
Motherfuckin derpestrian!! Crossin' however you please just 'cause you know you could sue me if I hit you. Bitch.
derpestrian by Douglas Young November 13, 2007
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Ridiculous; Random; Silly usually to describe another person or image.
That picture looks really derpy.
Derpy by CJK909 January 13, 2015
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Coughing while at the same time being scared
I was Derping
Derping by BobbyPink December 3, 2020

derpaholic 

self explanatory. when you derp so much that it has become an addiction. soon after you become a derpaholic, you will most likely contract derpes, whether you give it to yourself from derping too much or a derpes positive person will give it to you.
Michael: "Derp derp derp derp derp derp!!!" Brandon: "Get away from me you derpaholic psychopath!" Michael: "Embrace the derp!!"

Derpentine's Day 

The day before valentines day when its all awkward and you have no idea what to do. Named for Saint Derpentine, who lives in Derps everywhere.
Guy 1: What are you getting Shelly for Valentine's?
Guy 2: I dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong Derpentine's Day...
Derpentine's Day by Rutabega234 March 28, 2012
Scared and coughing at the same time.
"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."
derping by tophfan December 3, 2020

Derpotoligist 

(1) one who studies people that derp. (2) an insult to people who derps alot.
(1) Man 1: I get paid 500 dollars a day... to watch, study, and take notes on people doing stupid, stupid things. and just genrally...derping! thats why they call me a Derpotoligist.

(2) Man 1: derpety-derpety-derp! derp derp derp.
Man 2: Dude! that guys a frikkin derpotoligist!
Derpotoligist by Blubbernug July 25, 2010