slippery deck

To perform a slippery deck you must be having sex from behind with your partern on a hard surface,kitchen floor for ex. Before you cum, pull out and jizz right infront of your gf and then puch her forwards so he slips on the jizz and slides away.

Oh man I gave my gf the best slippery deck in the kitchen yesterday.

by Brothel August 27, 2006

hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 10, 2008

poop deck pappy

you have your girl friend shit on your chest and she feeds it to you with her feet. she stands beside you and uses her foot to pick up the poop and put it and her foot into your mouth.

She is a freak, she shit right on my chest then used her toes to pick it up piece by piece and put it into my mouth, making me clean em off everytime. i told my buddies about it and they now call me "poop deck pappy" cause my kid was runnin around while i told the story.

by s chamberlain snead October 4, 2004

On Deck Circle

The area where you warm up when your next in line for a gang bang.

"I was waiting in the On Deck Circle until I was up."

by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

dook on deck

To have the need to defecate.

"I need to hit up the bathroom, I've got a baby on board."

"It's called 'a dook on deck', dude."

by JoeDoh October 25, 2008

tech deck time

best video ever man funny thing guy cant tech deck what a funny video

yup

by jesse April 5, 2003

C-Deck

C-Deck (sē-dek), n. jargon a term originating from most forms of cyberpunk genre games (eg. Shadowrun), it refers to personal computers that are portable and possess usually one or more forms of connectivity; commonly called "deck", and is often confused with the skateboarder's usage of the same term.

Man, oh man, I so want that boy's C-Deck... y'know, 'coz it's a phat deck!

by kamikazesouljah August 18, 2008