Ass Cuffed

To have your hands inside two whores asses after a good fisting.

Jim: (calls his friend Jake on speaker) "Jake! I need help man"
Jake: "What's the problem bro?"
Jim: "I brought two strippers back last night and after a good fisting my hands are stuck in their asses!"
Jake: "Oh you're just Ass Cuffed, I'll be right over"

by Ass Cuffed August 12, 2014

Bangkok Finger Cuffs

Similar to Chinese finger cuffs except with a twist, a sexual act where a female (or male) is being penetrated from behind (vaginal or anal) by a transvestite while simultaneously performing fellatio on another transvestite. (N) (V) (ADJ)

He cried after getting Bangkok finger cuffed.
Bangkok Finger Cuffs is some twisted sexual deviant shit.

by The Cowboy of Bangkok June 29, 2013

double fisty cuff stuff deluxe

Stick one fist into a woman's mouth and the other into her vagina. Then proceed to lift her over your head and shake her violently until one of you orgasms.

She said she wanted to try something new so I pulled out both fists lifted her over my head and gave her a double fisty cuff stuff deluxe. It was lit.

by BATmothafckinMAN May 16, 2016

Cuffing's disease

Cuffing's disease is a serious condition in which the patient has attracted a member of the opposite sex in which him/her has no interest whatsoever. Symptoms usually occur within 3 to 4 hangout dates and only worsen as the two people spend more time together. As of now there are no known cures except to "keep it real" from the get go.

Mary: Wow, jenna gave that guy her number last week and they hungout ONCE because she felt bad. Now he won't stop hitting her up.

Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease

Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease

by -you know this August 23, 2011

Cuffer

A person you would cuff in a relationship; someone you would keep forever.
Similar to the word keeper

Nick: "Dude Kate would make the perfect wife; she's a great cook, is good with kids, and has a nice body."
Greg: "Hell yeah dude, she's an absolute cuffer!"

by rtsears August 8, 2018

cuffable

Cuffable; when you and a friend both want to sleep with a girl, but don't want to worry about sloppy seconds, you partake in finger cuffs, so a girl that you would want to do this to would be considered cuffable. usually a girl who isnt hot enough that you or your friend would want her to yourself.

Guy 1: damn dude, Suzie's looking cuffable.
Guy 2: yeah, bro, i'm totally down.
*high five*

by Nicktastic42 December 28, 2007

CUFF

The fat ugly friend in a group of hot girls, Certified Ugly Fat Friend

So who gets the cuff tonight?

by Jason0785 August 2, 2008