A boy with an obscenly large nose that dosnt like to associate with other human beings but instead, would rather sit around all day and play halo 3 on the xbox and eat cheese pasta.
by Gallina Powerrrr September 9, 2009
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by Mattattackonalexmac May 5, 2010
Get the Sarah-Colletta mug.A stupid-ass freeshman. Nugget cutlets are easily distinguishable by their clothing plastered with their school logo, posting pictures of themselves at their new school, and being a total n00b in every regard
"Hey man, did you just see that nugget cutlet? Man that guy will looked like the biggest fucking n00b on the planet!!11!!1!"
by Shoopalapa8008 November 16, 2011
Get the Nugget Cutlet mug.The most beautiful man on earth and is also in the movies and books of twilight which I love and some people say that they hate twilight but they are just mad mad because hey are not Bella Swan who is Edwards true love so if some bitch tells you that twilight is not good just ignore them
by LOLLOVE123 May 13, 2017
Get the Edward Cullen mug.Someone who thinks they are cool but end up finding out they are the loser that gets railed for coke money.
by RedRaider52 July 18, 2017
Get the ben collett mug.Yet another character that is, thank goodness, FICTIONAL and part of the crap series Twilight. I mean he's the most selfish person, he could have used his immortality to help the world but NOPE, instead he goes to high school a MILLION BILLION TIMES and falls in love with a girl who is what, eighty freaking years younger than him? Anyways as a child he spilled superglue and glitter all over himself, thus making him sparkly, however he believes he has the skin of a killer. Edweird (yes, EDWEIRD because he is weird) is also gay and a pedo, and what's more, a lot of girls have a crush on him even though not only is he a pedo and selfish, he is also abusive, "superior", and a creepy stalker. Because that is apparently attractive nowadays.
Girl 1: Omg that guy is so hot, he's such an Edward Cullen
Girl 2: Ikr I want him
Me: He's not even pretty like wh-
Them: SBDJFUHSKJFIJKANEFNSDG SHUT UP YOU-
Me: JEEZ FINE
Girl 2: Ikr I want him
Me: He's not even pretty like wh-
Them: SBDJFUHSKJFIJKANEFNSDG SHUT UP YOU-
Me: JEEZ FINE
by KkMoikK September 24, 2018
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In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
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