Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat.

feel like munchin' and crunchin' ? Perfect . Don't know what to say to someone or your brain just decides to turn off for a minute? Good!

Mom: " Did you wash the dishes? "
You: " Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. "

by coolrat September 5, 2021

nestle crunch

when u shart and it leaves crunchy stuff in your drawers

christina sharted some nestle crunch again

by dless June 16, 2010

Captain Crunch

when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.

Man screaming and moaning friends overhear i bet that girl just blew his mind with a captain crunch

by blue bowlingballs January 20, 2009

Waffle Crunch

What the fuck, Kuper?

My brosef and his Waffle Crunch are ridonkulous.

by OnsideBump September 25, 2010

Cap'n Crunch

Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.

We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.

by Jizzle Lizzle May 13, 2005

Cap'n Crunch

drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

by Bensta December 28, 2005

Credit Crunch!

A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.

When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)

by PubTime! March 18, 2009