crook in the guts

When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.

Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!

by Blackbirdd June 9, 2016

Crooky

A really fit badman who secretly steals peoples things and sells them for money

Person 1: How did he pull her
Person 2: He must be a Crooky

by Crooky11 February 28, 2017

Croo

Cray

Kadin is in crew therefore he is CROO B

by Tillapia timelapse April 5, 2017

Crooked hairline

A joke used to talk about another person hairline.

"Yo alex your hairline crooked."
"Kobi you need to get that crooked hairline fix"

by Honeykiller34 July 9, 2017

donkey crook

best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick

my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

Owen Crooks

A person who is more superior than everyone else he also talks alot which annoys everybody, its funny

Random person : Have you seen Owen Crooks
Me : yea the person who talks alot
Random Person : yea thats the one

by The Superior Owen October 13, 2019

spinning a crook yarn

The act of telling a story, or recounting an event, but absolutely bombing.

"Dan, mate. You're spinning a crook yarn here buddy. Just give up."

by brunetang January 24, 2018